is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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