You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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