i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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