Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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