I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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