Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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