If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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