i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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