it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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