It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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