Pappa wants mamma naked
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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