Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Everyone says I win the strip club
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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