You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
this is an emotional support booty call
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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