Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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