I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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