so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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