is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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