He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
