what if I'm pregnant?
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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