just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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