the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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