I'm drive I can fine osifer
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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