So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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