there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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