The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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