god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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