where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
That accounts for only three of the penises
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
