Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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