There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.