I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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