Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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