And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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