Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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