R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
be right there i have to get my cape
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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