Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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