So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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