it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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