i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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