I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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