Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
