She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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