bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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