Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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