margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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