his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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