He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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