If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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