You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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