I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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