i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
bring money and cleavage
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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