make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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