I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
3 2 1 whiskey
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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