if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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