so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I can't turn off my feet"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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