Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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