I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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