I could have mohawked her pubes.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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